Tripple One Nine

   A friend of mine once said.." He who walk with pride, often falls into cow dung".

   Although great admiration this mere mortal shown towards me, with sad heart...i have to disagree.My findings are based on these facts

1.  I have met alot of people, travelled far and wide...and never ever....not even once...came across a person named pride......who the fucking fuck is he ?? How can i walk with pride if i never meet any ? Is it a name of your dog ? Or should i name my cock "pride" ?????..would sound awesome i think....."when kotey whipped out his pride....the crowd went wild ! "
2. This is fucking Kuala Lumpur dude.......where the fuck could u find a cow ? Is it shoved up your arse ? May i see it ? Holy fucking fuck where the fucking hell is this said cow ?
3. He is dumb....thus he is bound to be wrong
4. I have a big penis/cock/dick/weiner/john ...hence i am never wrong
5. this is 2011..For fuck sake...who the hell still used the word "dung"...girls called me hung yea...but never heard anyone use the word dung for ages. I think they all died." Oh fuck....a bird just dunged on my car ! " ???? pfffftt....

FUCK YOU....FUCK YOUR COW....FUCK YOUR DUNG....and most of all....FUCK WHOEVER THIS PRIDE PERSON IS !!!