Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance

   After much debates, i finally comes into agreement that the 5 stages of grief can be use in other significant life events.

This startling view is based on myself....didn't notice it at first, but after much soul-searching, i've concluded the said matter is correct. The event that made me changed my mind is this

• Denial

 No la , my penis is not that big....its normal like anyone else

• Anger 

How dare u named my penis "pride"......do you know the consequences ?

• Bargaining

ok ok......u can name my balls John and Eric.....but no naming my penis pride

• Depression 

WHY !!!!!......why these damn girls giving my penis more attention than me !....im so sad...im gonna kill myself...whats the point !

• Acceptance

yes....i  have a big cock

With the example given, i now concluded....and humbly declare.....although having a big cock is a tremendous advantage...it also comes with great responsibility..
For future big cockers, learn and exercise my teaching so you will achieve the total awesomeness state that i am in


thank you